Humorous Poems 

Camel Rating

His camel rating is zilch
He is not worth one of them
not two humps or even one.
He is the straw that broke their backs.
Now he can get lost in a sandstorm
crawl through the eye of a needle.
He has no rate of exchange
and no market forces rule him.
Which simply means
no one can play footsie with him anymore.

Sally  James